propositions for dummies

**Neophobic Man** · October 18th, 2003, 04:22 PM

So Jely...you're still witing to try to win the bet? Or did you win? Or what?

**dwim** · October 18th, 2003, 05:00 PM

Cats are cool. My cat was a tip for delivering pizza. It's the tip that keeps going.

**Jelymo** · October 18th, 2003, 06:58 PM

i think i won, didn't i? who all was involved in that?

a cat was a pizza delivery tip?!!?

**dwim** · October 18th, 2003, 07:26 PM

Yep.
One night, I took some pizza to this one house and the customer just had some new kitten that just been weaned. I was going to refuse it, but I picked up this one kitten. While I was talking to them about it, this kitten that I was holding was licking my arm.
So... I took her home. I joked she was a tip all the time. Her name is Jean. She's a good cat. I'm glad to have her around.

**Jadian** · October 18th, 2003, 10:36 PM

WHAT BET?

**5Cats** · October 19th, 2003, 12:42 AM

Oh Jadian! YOU KNOW! "that" bet [img]wink.gif[/img]
Ok really, a loooong time ago we bet who would be the last person without a gf/bf. In the pool were Jaxom, Bran, um, me and Jelymo. And possibly one or three others.

dwim! I got my first kitty that way too! Sort of. There was a house I was delivering piazza to every few days, they had this lovely cat named Charlie who lived under their front steps. It was a stray, they had a dog already, so they fed it and it stayed. One day it turned out that Charlie was Charlene and she had 4 fat and frisky kittens. I took one after I saw him in the bushes, staring at me with those button eyes! My heart literally went "thump". Onyx was all black and was polydactile, had 14 claws on the front feet and 10 on the back (as opposed to 10 and 8).
He disappeared one day. He wasn't very smart but was a nice cat.

**5Cats** · October 19th, 2003, 03:59 AM

Then try a cat! [img]graemlins/cat.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

They're warm and fuzzy! Ok, sure, they have stinky breath and lick their own butts too, but they're far cuter!

What! No IT going on! Cu'mon Jelymo! I have every confidence you could get lots of IT if you wanted IT! IT is easier to find than a good backrub, believe me! So go out there and GET IT!